None in the town is more beautiful than the first
none in the town more sassy than the second
none in the town more sarcastic than the third
and what about the fourth and fifth? Let's just
say you'd get your feelings hurt

24/7 they travel around together bringing dark
days to otherwise sunny weather, if they went
away things would be better but the strange thing
is none of the other girls look better

One young boy happened to come across them
they brought him in, used him up and tossed'em 
at first he thought they were nothing but flawless
and come to find out their imperfect and lawless

the lovely sisters ride around town together
bringing dark days to otherwise sunny whether and
if they went away things would be better but the strange
thing is the other girls don't look better.