A Couple More things about Philosophy

  1. Philosophers are terrible with the ladies because they talk more than women do.
  2. Philosophy is the only college degree where it is appropriate to flush down the toilet.
  3. If you want to be a philosopher, all you have to do is think. . . which your brain doesn’t like to do because it’s lazy.
  4. Philosophy is simply the longest conversation in history filled with men asking questions that a) they didn’t have the technology to answer and b) weren’t conscious enough to answer.
  5. Philosophy isn’t chicken soup for the soul so much as it’s veggies for the brain. . . which it hates because it has the reward system of a five-year-old.

Alright, that’s my spiel. Til next week. . .

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